(Excerpted from The Onion Book of Known Knowledge by Faceless Reader #1783)
Everything as it should be.
It is humbling to think that we are just part of the universe - nothing special, evolved just enough to observe its happenings.
Literally like the only way
mostmen can think of a woman as a person who shouldn’t be raped and abused is by thinking of her as “someone’s daughter”, “someone’s wife”, “someone’s sister”, etc. They can’t just think of her as a woman unto herself who SHOULD NOT BE RAPED WHETHER OR NOT SHE IS A SINGLE ORPHANED ONLY CHILD, that would be weird. She must belong or be connected to someone in some way in order to be a person worthy of respect.
This is possibly the most bigoted thing I have ever read on my dash. I really hope I am missing something sarcastic in this. Shame on you, Tumblr. Shame.
(via ijustpouredmyheartout)
Welfare
When you look at happiness surveys compared to government welfare development, you start to realize that happiness comes from a focus on most things OTHER than money and development.
Anonymous asked: Look up Emanuel and the fear, Jimmie's song (full band version). Eargasm, man.
Thanks.
My girlfriend goes directly to the documentary section on netflix streaming when I come over. I’m in love.
Kelvin and Hobbes
I think the biggest thing that singles miss out on is the speed that blankets warm up when two people are underneath them.
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder…
Can I go back to college yet?
Tumblweed
A few of the bloggers I follow make it impossible for me to check tumblr when my parents are around.
